February 3, 2009

Just Think About It. :)

  • Who closes the door after the bus driver gets off the bus?
  • Why are pizza boxes square when the pizza is round?
  • What ever happened to an E grade? We have A,B,C,D,F but no E.
  • Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
  • Don't you find it worrying that doctors call treating you their "practice" ?
  • Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary?
  • What do you call a female daddy long legs?
  • If croutons are stale bread, why do they come in airtight packages?
  • Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
  • If a transport truck carrying a load of cars gets into a car accident, does it increase the number of the cars in the pile-up?
  • In France do people just ask for toast and get French toast? or do they have to ask for American toast?
  • Why is it called a "drive through" if you have to stop?
  • Why does mineral water that has "trickled through mountains for centuries" go out of date next year?
  • If Milli Vanilli fell in the woods, would someone else make a sound ?
  • Why are SOFTballs hard?

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