Just Think About It. :)

• Who closes the door after the bus driver gets off the bus?
• Why are pizza boxes square when the pizza is round?
• What ever happened to an E grade? We have A,B,C,D,F but no E.
• Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
• Don't you find it worrying that doctors call treating you their "practice" ?
• Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary?
• What do you call a female daddy long legs?
• If croutons are stale bread, why do they come in airtight packages?
• Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
• If a transport truck carrying a load of cars gets into a car accident, does it increase the number of the cars in the pile-up?
• In France do people just ask for toast and get French toast? or do they have to ask for American toast?
• Why is it called a "drive through" if you have to stop?
• Why does mineral water that has "trickled through mountains for centuries" go out of date next year?
• If Milli Vanilli fell in the woods, would someone else make a sound ?
• Why are SOFTballs hard?